Maybe I’m Just Tired

(My heavy head is full of debris  -As Tall As Lions)
Like my sick kitty, the wisdom teeth, the car mirror, locking the keys  in the car, getting my hand stuck in the shredding bin, and people who don’t help their kids.
(I know we’re all souls just trying to connect with someone – As Tall As [...]

Evidence that my pets hatch evil plans

 Zelda contemplates holiday decor.

She thinks there is too much red and green in the house. She will destroy what she can…and stealthily leave the scene.

Upsanddownsandupsanddownsdowns

Down: On the way to a college music audition a car may be stopped in the middle of a very busy 6 lane highway and you may not be able to stop in time to avoid hitting it
Up: You think you are fucked and about to become the middle part of a multi-car wreck, but everyone else is able to stop [...]

The fiery death of a tiny pink teapot

Last night was the night I almost set the house on fire.
 
Ok, maybe I’m being dramatic here, but there were flames and flames are scary when they aren’t coming from candles. I put a pot of water on to boil, but turned on the wrong burner.  A tiny pink teapot was on the other burner [...]