More things I’m not doing

I am very excited about all the things I am not doing! It’s genius. How satisfying to create lists of things I haven’t done and don’t plan on doing as opposed to the drudgery of listing things I do that very routine and ordinary.  Look at me – I’m not special.

Here are more things I am not doing:

  • Stopping for a martini after work
  • Going to a chiropractor
  • Talking on my cell phone in the grocery store
  • Drinking bottled water
  • Making balloon animals
  • Parking a non-compact car in a compact space
  • Having friends over for dinner
  • saying “anywho”
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