Things to not do in May

These are things I will not be doing in May or any other month for that matter:

  • bible thumping
  • using double negatives
  • joining the NRA
  • listening to Mariah Carey
  • wearing a visor
  • tailgating
  • sampling cold cuts as if they’re a snack
  • admiring Tyra Banks
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