Promoted to ass

An elderly client who is cute as the dickens (that’s right) scribbled on an envelope: Mary Dawer – {insert attorney’s name here} Ass. That’s me! I’m the Ass.

So the name’s a little off and he probably means assistant. I’ll take it.

I dreamed my whole life of being an Ass and now I am one. The client said so.

It’s true then, that thing that every glass half full person says. If you believe in yourself and work hard enough you can make your dreams come true. I know mine have!

I’m very proud. I think I’ll celebrate by shitting out some pleadings and maybe a dozen cupcakes just to show off.


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