Parsing

Last night’s Debate was totally fun and much better than watching a “What Not to Wear” rerun, which is my normal Friday night activity.

It started with me running to the store for beer and chips, which I buy maybe once every 10 months. I so wanted to lend an air of barroom credibility to my viewing without actually going to a bar but I’m not sure it worked because Lily sat on my lap and that’s not very barroomish.

Obama’s witty banter:

  • orgy of spending
  • kind of hard to swallow
  • I have a bracelet too
  • you’re using a hatchet where you need a scalpel
  • John wants to pretend the war started in 2007 but it started in 2003
  • It doesn’t mean that you invite them over for tea one day.
  •  I am not parsing words.

McCain’s not so witty banter:

  • As president of the United States, I want to assure you, I’ve got a pen
  • festooned with Christmas tree ornaments
  • He’s parsing words, my friends.

Obama wins 7-3.

On a random note, on the way to the store I saw Santa. He was walking 2 dogs near Music Lane. It must be hard to be Santa and have all these other guys out there cultivating that Santa look just to get women.

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One Response to “Parsing”

  1. brandy Says:

    “orgy of spending” of spending made me giggle. I suspect this is because I am as mature as a 14 year old boy.

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