You are invited to a Celebration of Achievement Ceremony on Wednesday, May 4th at 1pm in the WalMart parking lot, by the dumpsters. This special reception will honor and recognize me for having achieved Self-Checkout status at WalMart this April. Four items were purchased, placed in the bag and paid for without assistance from anyone.
At this reception, I will be presented with a beautifully prepared “Certificate of Accomplishment” and I will be honored for my contribution towards furthering the cause of Meaningless Shit That’s Easy To Do.
Refreshments to follow. RSVP