Retaliation

The vomit on your bedspread? That’s for when you took me to the vet last week and he held me down on the table and stole some of my blood.  

The poop on the carpet? That’s for when you took me to the vet last week and he groped my tummy.

The pee that missed the litter box? That’s for when you took me to the vet last week and he squeezed me and stuck a needle in my bladder.

Retaliation is cats.

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One Response to “Retaliation”

  1. Jeff L Says:

    Cats can get away with anything…

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