Just how much catshit do they think I’m scooping that I need an ergonomic handle?
I’m pretty sure I know what ergonomic means, since everything about my work station is Un-ergonomic. You can try to design a more uncomfortable desk, computer tray and mouse set up – but it will be futile because my cubicle has won awards for being the shittiest, smallest, most uncomfortable ever. That pretty much qualifies me as an expert on ergonomics.
Even so, I looked it up to be sure I wasn’t missing some new hidden meaning. Ergonomic: designed to minimize physical effort and discomfort, and hence maximize efficiency.
I have 2 cats and 2 litter boxes. I’ve scooped a shit-ton of litter over the past 15 years. But at no time did I ever stop and say “Damn. Scooping this litter really hurts my hand/wrist/arm/shoulder. I wish I could find an ergonomically designed litter scoop.” You scoop the crap, it takes 2 or 3 minutes and you’re done. So seriously, don’t try to sell me a litter scoop by putting a scientific adjective on the label.
See the part on the left of the photo that says an? It actually says Microban. Right? I know, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t keep the shot in focus. That’s why it’s all blurry – it’s not because I’m a lousy photographer. And let me just say, I’m so relieved this scoop is treated with Microban. Now I can lick it without worrying about getting sick. I just wish they’d make new flavors.