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Lucky Charms Team Promises Better 2010

December 27, 2009

The Lucky Charms Team and I are now bff’s. I can tell because they used an exclamation point in the letter.

Now that we’re bff’s do we have to do everything together? Because I need a lot of alone time. And I still want to go out for breakfast out with Cracklin’ Oat Bran and Cocoa Puffs.

I hope this doesn’t turn into one of those energy zapping relationships – you know the ones where all they do is talk about themselves…their hopes and dreams, their new and exciting events.

And what if Lucky finds out I like gnomes more than leprachauns? Is that going to be a problem? Because I don’t need that kind of drama.

Will they really bring magic and excitement into my life again in 2010 or is that just another false promise? I’m frightened and I don’t know if I can trust again.

There’s only one person who can calm my doubts and fears. One person who will give me thoughtful answers to real cereal questions.

Glenn Beck. Call me.